What is your name? Josh
Are you named after anyone? yeah he's in the bible
What's your screename? Josh1icp
Would you name a child of yours after you? sure
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be? Joshena
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be? naw i'm straight.
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly? at work they spell my last name elsholv on everything
Would you drop your last name if you became famous? naw my name would be J diddy.

Basics

Your gender: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi: Straight
Single? Taken
If not, do you want to be? naw I'm stupid when I'm single
Birthdate: 7/2/86
Your age: 19
Age you act: 16
Age you wish you were: 10
Your height: 6'0
Eye color: brown
Happy with it? I'd like to be 2 inches shorter
Hair color: brown/black
Happy with it? yeah
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: righty
Your living arrangement: my friend steves parents house
Your family: cool
Have any pets? Tupac he's staying with my brother for a while i'll put pictures of him up this week I love him
Whats your job? Assembly in a factory
Piercings? nope
Tattoos? yup
Obsessions? umm no
Addictions? ciggarettes
Do you speak another language? jibberish
Have a favorite quote? sure
Do you have a webpage? nope
Do you live in the moment? sometimes
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? no i fucking hate people
Do you have any secrets? naw
Do you hate yourself? not at all
Do you like your handwriting? nope
Do you have any bad habits? smoking
What is the compliment you get from most people? Im hott
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Blade Trinity I'm a vampire killer
What's your biggest fear? Yellow lights
Can you sing? Horribly
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Yeah I find it if I wear suspenders and act like Steve urkle everyone likes me.
Are you a loner? naw
What are your #1 priorities in life? Getting MY life straight
If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yeah i'd probably think I'm a dick though
Are you a daredevil? No but i make myself do shit
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? Yeah I work out constantly because I want to be like the Ultimate warrior
Are you passive or agressive? inbetween
Do you have a journal? Are you fucking stupid?
What is your greatest strength and weakness? strength would be I work hard, weakness would I catch feelings for girls too easy.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I'd be a little more outgoing.
Do you think you are emotionally strong? Hell no
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
Do you think life has been good so far? It's been horrible, but hopefully it will get better.
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? wrap it up
What do you like the most about your body? its in shape
And least? my legs are skinny
Do you think you are good looking? Im fine bitches
Are you confident? not really confidence is not a factor
What is the fictional character you are most like? Snoopy
Are you perceived wrongly? i dont know

Do You...

Smoke? yea
Do drugs? Used to
Read the newspaper? sometimes
Pray? to who?
Go to church? no
Talk to strangers who IM you? alot
Sleep with stuffed animals? I used to sleep with tupac he was like a stuffed animal
Take walks in the rain? hell yeah
Talk to people even though you hate them? yep
Drive? yes
Like to drive fast? sometimes

Would or Have You Ever?

Liked your voice? no

Hurt yourself? yup
Been out of the country? If Canada counts
Eaten something that made other people sick? na
Been in love? im not sure I think I have but than again i think jealousey can imitate love
Done drugs? yes
Gone skinny dipping? yup
Had a medical emergency? nope
Had surgery? yes
Ran away from home? plenty times
Played strip poker? na
Gotten beaten up? once
Beaten someone up? yup
Been picked on? everyone has at one point or another
Been on stage? yup
Slept outdoors? yup
Thought about suicide? yup
Pulled an all nighter? yup
If yes, what is your record? 3 nights
Gone one day without food? yeah
Talked on the phone all night? yup
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex? plenty of times
Slept all day? I work midnights
Killed someone? Yeah cuz I'd admit it on the internet << I'll keep imps answer
Made out with a stranger? well i knew them for at least 3 hours you know
Had sex with a stranger? i knew her for 2 days
Thought you're going crazy? a few times
Kissed the same sex? HELL NO
Done anything sexual with the same sex? HELL NO
Been betrayed? many times
Had a dream that came true? I guess you could say that
Broken the law? who hasn't
Met a famous person? a few.
Have you ever killed an animal by accident? Yup
On purpose? nope
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? nope
Stolen anything? when i was 12
Been on radio/tv? nah
Been in a mosh-pit? yes
Had a nervous breakdown? yes
Bungee jumped? no
Had a dream that kept coming back? Yes

Beliefs

Belive in life on other planets? yea
Miracles? yeah
Astrology? yea
Magic? naw
God? sometimes
Satan? naw
Santa? no
Ghosts? yes
Luck? yea
Love at first sight? nope
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)? the ying yang twins
Witches? no
Easter bunny? sure
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever? yeah if you try hard
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? nope
Do you wish on stars? never worked

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? nope
Do you think God has a gender? He's probably a big blob or light
Do you believe in organized religion? no its a scam for money
Where do you think we go when we die? im going to cancun when I die

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Im friends with some lesbians
Who is your best friend? rat a tat.
Who's the one person that knows most about you? Courtney
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? lol
Your favourite inside joke? W.o.W
Who's your longest known friend? steve
Newest? who knows
Shyest? ???
Funniest? Retarded billy
Sweetest? ??
Closest? steve
Weirdest? crowley
Smartest? mike
Ditziest? ashley
Friend you miss being close to the most? no one
Last person you talked to online? umm courtney
Who do you talk to most online? erbody
Who are you on the phone with most? Shannyn
Who do you trust most? ratboy
Who listens to your problems? No one i keep everything to myself because I'm a dumbass
Who do you fight most with? Crowley
Who's the nicest? Dopey and imp i'd have to say are 2 of the nicest people I ever met Who's the most outgoing? Joey
Who's the best singer? Courtney
Who's on your shit-list? nobody as of now
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? naw
Who's your second family? ratboys family, and my friends.
Do you always feel understood? no i always feel nobodys listening
Who's the loudest friend? Joey
Do you trust others easily? nope
Who's house were you last at? Besides mine, larry's.
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: none
Do your friends know you? yea
Friend that lives farthest away: Mike lives in texas

Love and All That

Do you consider love a mistake? no
What do you find romantic? I really don't know
Turn-on? naked women
Turn-off? dudes
First kiss? Some girl in marine city
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating? yeah I've made mistakes and found some crazy bitches
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out? yeah i'm shy
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? naw
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? yeah
What is best about the opposite sex? It matters
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? psychosis
What's the last present someone gave you? steves little sister got me a card for my birthday the only thing I got for my birthday.
Are you in love? nope
Do you consider your significant other hot? She's beautiful

Who Was the Last Person...

That haunted you? the pirates that were tryin to get jonny depp
You wanted to kill? probably courtney
That you laughed at? ratboy
That laughed at you? who knows
That turned you on? who knows
You went shopping with? Danielle scott that shit was hilarious
That broke your heart? what heart?
To disappoint you? my dog shit on the floor and it was very disappointing
To ask you out? i dont think i ever been asked out
To make you cry? onions
To brighten up your day? Beer
That you thought about? the creator of newports, how the hell did he make them?
You saw a movie with? steve ashley and santina
You talked to on the phone? shannyn probably
You talked to through IM/ICQ? you asked up thurr
You saw? steve
You lost?huh


Right This Moment...

Are you going out? to work
Will it be with your significant other? if you classify my work glasses as a significant other
Or some random person? no random
What are you wearing right now? pants
Body part you're touching right now: none
What are you worried about right now? work
What book are you reading? Swan song
What's on your mousepad? a cat
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, hungry, bored, lonely, thirsty im took care of that
Are you bored? of course i am I'm filling this fucking thing out <<that too Are you tired? errr Are you talking to anyone online? nope Are you talking to anyone on the phone? nope Are you lonely or content? nope Are you listening to music? nope